Stereotypes About The British That Are Actually True

• We love tea. No, really. We could drink it all day.

• We do, however, have a serious nationwide problem with alcohol. Whoops!

• The British countryside really IS beautiful. All rolling hills, green meadows and sweet rural villages.

• And a lot of our architecture really does look like Downton Abbey.

• We're ridiculously polite.

• So we apologise a lot.

• But yes, we're terrible snobs and secretly judging you.

• Our national cuisine isn't especially, erm, refined.