- We love tea. No, really. We could drink it all day.
- We do, however, have a serious nationwide problem with alcohol. Whoops!
- The British countryside really IS beautiful. All rolling hills, green meadows and sweet rural villages.
- And a lot of our architecture really does look like Downton Abbey.
- We're ridiculously polite.
- So we apologise a lot.
- But yes, we're terrible snobs and secretly judging you.
- Our national cuisine isn't especially, erm, refined.
